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Capt. Jack Sparrow (Gangsta Kirsten)
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[Oct. 1st, 2006|08:14 pm] |
hahahaha.... Livejournal.....
PS yall College Life reigns supreme |
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[Jun. 17th, 2006|10:49 am] |
ello my livejournal pals....
I know it has been a while but alas, I am moving up in the world. Graduation prom parties recital and chiroprator what a whorl wind of fun!
Any way...
Come to my dance recital Tonite
6 o clock
portsmouth High school
If you are in attendence I shall love you foever a day! |
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[Jan. 26th, 2006|07:03 am] |
Your Rising Sign is Aquarius |
You are an interesting mix of introspective and outlandish.
Waving your freak flag high, you really do things your own way.
While you may seem distant, you care very deeply for humanity.
You just have no tolerance for fools, slackers, or dullards.
And while you're fairly misanthropic, many are drawn to you.
Innovative and clever, people look to you for new ideas and trends. |
true no?
oh dont forget youth group tonite at seven solid! |
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[Jan. 11th, 2006|05:12 pm] |
| [ | you make me |
| |  crushed | ] |
| [ | and the song of the day is |
| | i am a rock- S&G | ] |
Best feeling in the entire world today
had just gotten a massage which was amazing got into my car turned the key and "two of us" started playing on the radio. it was a euphoric moment, quite nice
felt confident relaxed, comforatble just perfect.
then i came home and relized ............... college
..............god this sucks |
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[Jan. 10th, 2006|09:56 pm] |
Kinda pervy
Police were dispatched to All Star Dance Studio on Broadway after witnesses spotted a suspicious man in an orange hooded sweatshirt loitering outside the studio, where an all-female program was taking place. There police came across a man who told them, "I have a problem with looking at 16-year-old girls who are developed and I am not afraid to admit it."
- excerpt from newport thise week
and yes it was my dance class |
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[Jan. 5th, 2006|07:19 pm] |
did you ever notice that its only when you hang out with your "real friends" that you slowly start to hate yourself?
huh?
did ya?
cause i sure never have...... |
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[Dec. 22nd, 2005|01:03 pm] |
EleanorRigby423: story
EleanorRigby423: ok so i was longborading to pias house
EleanorRigby423: and im on belllvue and i turn down this side street
EleanorRigby423: hoping it will lead to spring
EleanorRigby423: i get to the bottom and find out that its just like a parking lot for the elms
Triodancer: haha moron
EleanorRigby423: im too lazy to go back to the top of the street so i climb over some bar thing at the back of the lot
EleanorRigby423: then im in somebodys back yard and its all muddy and smeels like manure and i m walking through hoping that illl be able to get out
EleanorRigby423: when i get to the back of the yard its just a fence
EleanorRigby423: and by this time i am way to far in to walk back so i try to climb the fence
EleanorRigby423: so i put my borad on the top of the fence and i put my bag up there too
EleanorRigby423: then i climb up bur i do it wrong and when i try to swing my other leg back over i fail and end up kicking both my shoes off on opposite sides of the fence
EleanorRigby423: all the whie im scrathing up my hands and but and ripping my pants on this fence
Triodancer: HAHAHAHAHA
EleanorRigby423: i have mad sweet battle wounds
EleanorRigby423: so then i climb back to the otrher side then throw my shoe to the street side
EleanorRigby423: so obviously im gonna get over this thing so i get back on top and then jump off
EleanorRigby423: but when i jump off my coat gets caught on the top of the fence
Triodancer: HAHAHAHA
EleanorRigby423: so im stuck on this fence with my arms flaling in the air and my feet dangling
EleanorRigby423: i look so riduculous
Triodancer: OMGHAHAHA
EleanorRigby423: i try to unzip my jacket but end up breaking and jamming the zipper
EleanorRigby423: so i try and slide out of the jacket but when i do my sweatshirt and shirt stay up in the jacket
EleanorRigby423: so iam on this street in just my bra with a mad big adreline rush
EleanorRigby423: so i get everything back on
EleanorRigby423: and walk to pias
Triodancer: HAHAHAHA
EleanorRigby423: but now my jacket has failed at life and i am quite injured
Triodancer: ohhman that was THE best story i ever heard
EleanorRigby423: yea.... |
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[Dec. 4th, 2005|09:08 am] |
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my mother just woke me up saying: "Kirsten, Could you wake me up when September ends?" |
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[Nov. 24th, 2005|11:27 pm] |
| [ | you make me |
| |  full | ] |
| [ | and the song of the day is |
| | superman inside -clapton | ] |
I know some of you are going to hate me for this, but I had to do it...
so last night I couldn't get to sleep because I kept thinking about the analogy I had just come up with and how accurate I thought it was. After reading this article in newsweek about, you guessed it, The Beatles, and reading a Bob spitz comment I came up with the following metaphor.:
 =equals=
and............
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and togather they create a...
you remeber those classs experiments in 3rd grade when you mixed the baking soda and vinegar in a paper mace volocano and it exploded well here's the parrell
Vinegar is sharp and tangy like john
while baking soda is a solid, smooth, and a strong base like paul p.s. yes base could be a double meaning in this instance
when John and Paul are separated they both and very reliable musicians with there high points but not all to much exciting but when they combine trhey create a magical explosion.....
sorry, had to get that off my chest......... |
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[Nov. 15th, 2005|09:03 pm] |
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Ok ... so this is abagail she is one of the 12, six and seven year olds, whose mothers trust ME enough to teach them how to dance every tuesday. Todays class consisted of these humorus comments from my girls
Aria: Ms.Kirsten There is a big whole in your ear.
Me:I know Aria its called a gauge, work on your plies
Aria: Ms.Kirsten it big and brown just like me!
Me: Anygnes when you fuate keep your hips striaght
Anyges: HOW DID YOU GET SO TALL!!
the entire class:Yea, your huge, are your parents giants?
Me: Not quite...
Raven:Ms.Kirsten Can I go to the bathroom?
Me: You just went ten minutes ago.
Raven: I know but i have to go again..
Me: Raven....
Raven: But Ms.Kirsten ITS POOPY TIME
Entire Class: Uproarios laughter
Me: Sure Raven go to the bathroom
.......i love these girls |
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[Nov. 7th, 2005|11:32 am] |
Don't you just hate it when you hear that somebody doesn't like you but you have no idea why
and of course they dont have the balls to tell you either |
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| I never cease to impress myself... |
[Oct. 27th, 2005|09:07 am] |
So last Thursday I finally convinced myself after 17 years of hating it that i like coffee. So how by last night to i wind up being so stupid...
....i was at work last night mad tired.....
three hours and 13 shots of espresso later no sleep for kirsten... and i conuldn't stop thinking about deformed humans
thank good heroin was never my thing |
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[Oct. 25th, 2005|09:24 am] |
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There goes anther mother of a revolution...... |
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[Oct. 14th, 2005|09:13 am] |
I would be willing to give up my left leg to go see Cream
screw you pops
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[Sep. 30th, 2005|09:10 am] |
AAARRGGGHHH
I hate trying to find a college
everybody wants me to go someplace differnet
and none of those places are where i want to go
screw it i am just gonna be a bum in nyc
.....spare change anyone?... |
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| God, do i hate it when it's awkward |
[Sep. 21st, 2005|09:10 am] |
| [ | you make me |
| |  predatory | ] |
Ok, so there are these mormon women that come to my house. They always talk to me and my sister about ..... G-d... and other crap.
they are kinda weird and know everything about me....strange
but they came yesterday, and i am never mean to them because in their eyes they are trying to save me sooooo i can't be bitter to somebody trying to do me a favor no matter how naive they are...
but yesterday she starts pulling out her bible as usual and starts reading me this excerpt for daniel ....some prophecy.... it was about one "great leader" arising from a dark time who takes over all the nations and helps bring about the messiah. After she finishes the excerpt she says
"does that remind you of anyone?"
" uhhhhhh nope....no one comes to mind" "
"well when i read that i think of George Bush our great leader"
(uproarious laughter) "Are you serious? Do you honestly believe that Our "great leader" will bring about the messiah? do you see what a mess he has made and you honestly believe that he will be buddy buddy with jesus"
"he is a noble man who has done great good for our country"
at this point i just went inside and started laughing but i wanted to get her address so i could mail her a great chrismas present
.......maybe some dignity... |
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[Sep. 13th, 2005|09:08 am] |
I am officially the lamest person ever.....
..........ever......
two nights ago we had a "family jam session"
3 guitars, mom on pots and pans...
sometimes i hate myself |
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